Random and Odd

Another Open Letter to my Mom….

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Mom,

I’m really sorry for all the times I stole your brush, hair dryer, curling iron and make up when I was growing up.

NOW PLEASE CALL OFF THIS DAMN CURSE!

See that picture of you? That is a picture of you MOCKING ME! You’re laughing at me because you KNOW I’m going to suffer through FOUR teenage girls.

Why didn’t you put this curse on Kathy? She is the bad child…NOT ME!

Please, seriously mom…call off the, “I hope you have a daughter just like you” curse.

I’d offer to bribe you…with say, I don’t know…brushing your hair…BUT I CAN’T FIND ANY BRUSHES IN THIS HOUSE!