The Bitch is Back…for a week at least.

Don’t you love checking your messages and hearing an old friend demand that you meet them at the bar?

I do.

For the long time readers of Random and Odd you have been quietly following the happenings of Jessica.

It’s been almost one year since she decided to up and move because her boyfriend flipped out and started stalking her. I always thought that was weird. She was already with him, what was the need to stalk?
She moved to Oregon and did what every fun loving 21 year old does when they run from the state to avoid being stalked. She got a job at a porn shop.
I didn’t hear from her for awhile and then I get a phone call. The hooker ass bitch took the stalker back and he decided to take his freak to a whole new level. He decided to hit her.

She was going to move back to California and I would have my girlfriend back! Then the bitch decides to move to Idaho.
IDAHO? Who the hell moves to Idaho on their own free will?

she does.

A month or so ago I got another phone call. She had just graduated BOOT CAMP! I didn’t even know she joined the army.
She’s not really too good at letting me know when she leaves. She left me at a bar once.
I called her to ask her where she was. I thought maybe she had crossed the street to go to a different bar.
“Jessica, where are you?”
“I’m in the car, i’m going to the Tree.”
“Jessica…you left me at the bar we were just at. Come back here and get me.”
“Shit, I thought I forgot something.”

I love her to death, but she’s going to give me a damn heart attack. She’s loving the whole Army thing. She hasn’t changed much though. She still laughs with her whole body and her smile still makes me smile.

She leaves for NY for a month and then she is shipped off to some place with gun fire.