Random and Odd

Warning!

This is a warning:
You are going to come home to me wearing the SAME clothes I have been wearing for two days.
You are going to come home to pissed off kids because I am not removing myself from this computer to do anything for them except raise my eyebrow when they question my will.
You are going to come home to me on the computer rambling incoherently about hazmat and halon balls.
I will be saying, “Why is there no picture of the east side!? WHERE IS THE PPE!!???” over and over again.
I might not cook today.
I might not eat today.
I might not shower.
BUT BY THE LOVE OF GOD, I AM GOING TO FINISH THESE SITES!

and on a side note: If you’re the MF who keeps calling here and NOT LEAVING A MESSAGE, i’m not answering because I think you are Wells Fargo Auto Finance and I told you already, ON FRIDAY…I WILL SEND YOU THE MONEY ON FRIDAY!
I will not be changing my message to reflect that you need to leave a message for me to call you back. That’s totally obnoxious…and i’m not obnoxious. LOL. Yeah.