“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I’ll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.” -Rumi

“When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you’re not here, I can’t go to sleep. Praise God for those two insomnias! And the difference between them.” -Rumi

We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people. — “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” April 16, 1963

Respect your haters. They are the ones who think you are better than them. -Unknown

You don’t understand, no-one does. When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children; in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you’re expected move again only you don’t remember what moves you because no-one has asked in so long. Not even yourself. You never in your life think that love like this can happen to you. -Francesca, Bridges of Madison County

“Motherfuckin’ tittysuckin’ two-balled bitch!” -Agent Zoil – Paul

Dear Shaun,

29 July, 2005 /

The spiders in the bathroom have banned together. I was taking a shower this morning and I had to fight them off with your handy-dandy razor and some Bath and Body Works body spray. (Cotton Blossom for those of you that care to know the spider killing formula)

I managed to get my hair washed before the clean smelling spiders did some sort of Matrix move and descended from the ceiling.

To say I FLEW out of the shower is an understatement. After I got toweled off and mentally prepared, I went in to talk to the spiders.

They are pissed you took out the trash. They said since you took out the trash they have nothing to lure in food and the ants that use to visit are now working the way to the kitchen and the spiders are lonely.
Honestly, I don’t give a shit about the spider’s feelings and hunger problems. I want them out of the bathroom. They said they aren’t going without a fight.

I’ll make you deal. I promise to never use your razor on my legs (or boobs) if you promise to kill those bastards tonight.

Love,
Your spider hating girlfriend,
Kristine