*Mouth Dropped Open*

I was relocating all my bookmarks tonight after a tragic “what the fuck happened to my Firefox browser?” where it just decided it was done being my browser and needed to be reinstalled.
I lost about A MILLION links so if all the sudden I stop coming to your blog and reading you it’s not because i’m a meany, it’s because you no longer exsist to my browser and I can’t find you.

See my links list over there —-> If you’re not on that list, I won’t be able to find you. I was JUST loading all my links into blogrolling last night too. Stupid Firefox…if It wasn’t for your tabs— I wouldn’t be your bitch right now! Leave me a comment so I can re-add you.

SO, back to the reason of this post. I was going through all the people I can remember without them being listed on my blog. Dooce is one of them.
“Ooh look, she posted again…she’s on a roll this week.” THEN I STARTED READING.

“I didn’t have time for marriage what with having to apply for social security and playing bingo every Tuesday night with the ladies from my knitting group. Thank God Jon took pity on me, a saggy-bottomed, wrinkled excuse for a baby-maker.”

Look at the high lighted words. That’s me she’s talking about.

She’s mocking me.

There is only one thing to do…. I’m switching my bingo nights to Monday.

(For those of you that already have your fake hotmail accounts open to send me a hate email, back away from the keyboard. I was joking. Heather doesn’t read this site, it was a complete coincidence…and I was just making a joke)