Random and Odd

This post contains the word ‘I’ WAY too much

I need a vacation. I need one of those serious vacations. The kind that you have to actually buy new clothes for. The kind that you buy ‘travel toothpaste’ and little plastic containers.

I want to shove my suitcase full of stuff and run around franticly trying to remember all the little details. Did I remember to pack my sensible shoes? Did I pack my Xanax?

A plane. I want to get on a plane and try to find the best spot to view the runway as I am landing. I want to hear the lady give the instructions on using the stale fart cushions as a floating device if the plane makes a ‘water landing’.

I want to be able to think, “I might need to use this stale fart cushion as a flotation device because for once I AM FLYING OVER WATER!”

I want to get off the plane and see all the cool people waiting for their friends & relatives. Smell the really cool ‘other places’ smell. Get horribly lost in the airport and have to search for my bags.

I need this. I can’t afford this, but I need this.

I need a vacation.