“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I’ll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.” -Rumi

“When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you’re not here, I can’t go to sleep. Praise God for those two insomnias! And the difference between them.” -Rumi

We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people. — “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” April 16, 1963

Respect your haters. They are the ones who think you are better than them. -Unknown

You don’t understand, no-one does. When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children; in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you’re expected move again only you don’t remember what moves you because no-one has asked in so long. Not even yourself. You never in your life think that love like this can happen to you. -Francesca, Bridges of Madison County

“Motherfuckin’ tittysuckin’ two-balled bitch!” -Agent Zoil – Paul

Random and Odd

GOOGLE THIS: WILL SMITH IS A THIEF!

16 June, 2005 /

You heard it here FIRST.

Shaun and I, by the grace of GOD, got a kid free night.
He went and rented “Hitch” which is a movie I have wanted to see FOREVER. Since I can’t pick a good movie to save my life we were not allowed to go see this in the theater.

The night is going well. It’s quiet and I made a really good pot roast. I’m drowning myself in Crystal Light Peach Tea and thinking about possibly raping the good looking man next to me. WHEN THEN the line in the movie that causes me to spit Charlotte cookie all over the coffee table:

She says, “So you like me huh?”
WILL SMITH (AKA THE THIEF!) says: “No, I love you.”

OH HELL NO HE DIDN’T! He did! WILL SMITH STOLE THAT FROM SHAUN!

Hold me back. I am fuming right now. I swear on all that is holy that if WILL SMITH THE THIEF is singing like Goofy in his next movie I am going to hunt his ass down and kick it.