I like BIG BUTTS….

Kara came in CRACKING UP. She thought this was the funniest thing.
She had shoved scarves down her pants. Most 11 year olds put toilet paper in their bra, but not MY child. I had a conversation with her a few months ago about the fact that the child will not have boobs.
I didn’t have boobs, Gramma didn’t have boobs and Aunt Kathy STILL doesn’t have boobs. She. was. not. going. to. have. boobs. Get over kid, it will make your junior years in school much smoother if you don’t wait around for the boob fairy to show up in the middle of the night and give you some melons.
I did soften the blow by saying, “you got a nice butt though.” I then told her the story of how everyone thought she was wearing a diaper because he butt was so big. I told her that we would sing, “Baby got back” to her and she would gurgle and bounce up and down like a baby Beyonce.
I have done that child wrong. She’s 11 and doesn’t care she doesn’t have boobs, she has an ass. Her ass has gone to her head.

On a side note. I use Flikr to blog my photos here. I didn’t know there was a tracker for how many views a pictures gets. I uploaded this picture and within 3 minutes it had 25 views. I check my other ones and the one of me and Dale on the trampoline had 11. Ironicly the second highest view of all my pictures was of my MOM! with 14.
I know it’s not much, but sort of cool that people are checking out my mom…and my daughters scarf butt. OH GOD. Where’s the delete button!!??