BIG DAY!

Today is the Limo day for Kara and Marina.

Shaun put the scavenger hunt stuff together (I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SHAUN!)

I have to take a shower and get all gussied up because i’m going to have someone take a picture of me! I have a cool new shirt and I want to show it off. I bet my boobs will look good in it too. (Shaun said my posts should have more ‘teasers’…or maybe he said tweasers…I don’t really listen to him)

So I had a CLASSIC DUMB ASS moment at the softball game yesterday.
I’m so lame.

I was sitting on the bench and I hear some of the other parents talking and one asks the other,
“and who’s your daughter?”
and the older gentleman says, “Oh, i’m here to watch Kara. My daughter is Jordan and she’s friends with Kara.”
I turn around and I ask the man LOUDLY, “YOUR JORDAN’S DAD?” LOUDLY, did I mention how LOUD I was?
He says, “Yes.” you will not believe what I said LOUDLY.

“HI! I’M JORDAN’S MOM!” *note to new readers…i am NOT Jordan’s mom.

Yes…I did. Shut up. Of course Shaun and the ex and EVERYONE starts in on the jokes.
and just to make it worse, I didn’t realize what I had said until the laughter started so I tried to explain, “Kara’s mom, i’m Kara’s mom!!” but it was TOOOOOOO late, the whole bench of parents were having WAY too much fun with that one.

My friend, ‘Cita looked over at me and said so calmly, “You’re blogging this right?”