Random and Odd

Stuff Portrait Friday

Smoking Chair

This is a chair right outside my front door. I’m a smoker and this is where I go to ‘relax’. There is NO place IN my house that is quiet that I can go and the kids can’t bother me. If I am sitting outside the front door, i’m on the phone and I’m smoking like a grilled cheese on fire. LEAVE ME ALONE.

(I also used this picture because Flickr isn’t working so well tonight and I don’t have a picture of my friend, ‘Cita’s couch. That is the most relaxing place in the world. Except for Maui)

my desk

I can relax here too. This is like the second most relaxing place for me. Am I breaking rules by posting two pictures?

Sugar Free Vanilla Latte

Oh crap, I am TOTALLY breaking rules here! I’m sorry. I like to relax and how can you beat a latte and a pack of smokes?

belly.jpg

Damn, I’m going to have to kick myself out of the SPF game for posting to many of my favorite relaxing places!
I love this belly. I crawl into bed and put my cold hands right there. Oooooh the relaxation!

Okay…the longest trip I ever went on was college. So below is the best souvenir I ever have ever gotten.

11104grad

I got that bad ass sickness that went around about six months ago and I was pretty certain I was going to die. I had taken EVERYTHING in the medicine cabinet to try to feel better and it didn’t matter HOW much I took, I was still sick…so here is my medicine cabinet…layed out for you all to see:

God, just take me NOW!

Sorry I didn’t get to take the pictures today and post them. DAMN FLICKR.

Did everyone else play? Comment cause I wanna see your stuff!