STUFF portrait Friday

The ugliest thing hanging in my house

Ack! This is the border in my guest-slash-MAIN bathroom. This is the border that matches the lower half of the walls. This is the border that matches the shower curtain.
When I put it up about 8 years ago, I.LOVED.IT. I thought I was just the most stylin’ Stepford on the block.
Now it just gives me anxiety attacks.
I had some spider webs I was going to post, but I would hate to ruin the pristine image you all have of me.

My haircare products

I couldn’t put my shampoo and conditioner because if my sister saw what I was using she would kick my livin’ ass and I would never hear the end of it.
She asked me why I was using Nioxin and I said, “My hair is falling out.”
She asked me if it was working and I said, “No.”
She asked me WHY I was still using it and I said, “Hope.”
I then got a hair stylist lecture on using it. So, don’t tell her okay?

My most prized material object

This is my mother’s wedding ring. It was her mother’s wedding ring. I’m pretty sure. It could have come from a pawn shop in Reno, NV. for all I know. It was all I ever wanted growing up and when I finally got old enough my mother gave it to me. I was pretty certain that was the ring I was going to married with, but Dumb Ass got me and an ex-girlfriend mixed up and bought me the ring he said I had to have…which was the the ring his ex-girlfriend wanted.
It’s okay though because I can still wear it and it has no bad ju-ju. (my mother may beg to differ)

Happy Friday The 13th!