Random and Odd

SPD THURSDAY

I had so many ‘how to annoy me’ to choice from. I would have taken a picture of the rust rings in the shower that you get when you leave the shaving cream can standing, but since I bitched about that he hasn’t done it again. Shaun is SO trainable. I just need to work on his nasty temper and violence problems.

How To Annoy Me

to my 28 pairs of size 10 jeans: you hang there. you sit in that basket in my closet. you taunt me by sometimes falling off the hanger and leading me to believe that you’re one of the 3 pairs of jeans that I can wear. I put you on and we wrestle like two lovers until I burst into tears and check the tag.

How To REALLY annoy me

forget that I have 28 pairs of size 10 jeans in my closet and buy donuts at the grocery store, ‘for the kids’. I know I am going to eat like 5 of these.