I tawt a toad.
Or I caught a cold.
Either way, I have decided that there are things to keep myself entertained while I am unable to breathe.
1. Clean house with strong cleaners. I can’t smell them so they can’t kill me.
2. Keep telling the kids, “…because I’m your bob…Bob…BOB…MOB!…i gave birf to you!..yes MOB, that’s what I said the first time!”
3. Get on Voxer and leave everyone sexy messages.
No more Dayquil for me.