Random and Odd

Shit Trail Runners say…

Well…this trail runner at least.

Here are some of the things heard while trail running in 2011 and 2012.

1. LIFE FLIGHT!
2.  I’m making wrong choices.
3. Keep up, Catch up or Shut up.
4. I’m not good at crossing over streams on rocks, I just run through it.
5. Holy shit, that horse stunk!
6. Oh Gawd, I need to clean out my camelbak bladder, this tastes like shit!
7. IS SHE REALLY SKIPPING UP THAT DAMN HILL?
8. *singing Indiana Jones theme music*
9. *singing Rocky theme music*
10. Where’s the grassy knoll ?
11. Pee break, watch out for snakes, ticks and poison oak.
12. You think that guy saw my ass when I was peeing?
13. How many miles to the car and from that point how many miles to the beer?
14. Give me your Ipod! you know better than that!
15. What is it? DON’T EAT IT IF YOU DON’T KNOW!
16. can you get my chomps out of my camelbak?
17. I’m impressed with you ability to remove your clothing and put it away without stopping your pace.
18. really? a 20 minute mile? how big was that hill?
19. Bug spray anyone?
20. I can’t feel my toes anymore.
21. How many layers ARE you wearing??!!
22. Ouch! Fucking blackberry bushes!
23. No, it doesn’t look like it’s a trail, but it looks like it might get us where we need to go.
24. You brought toilet paper? Oh that’s cute.  rookie.
25. Yes, I have the snake bite kit with me.
26. So which way now? We have been running lost for the last 4 miles, what’s another 21 miles?
27. Why do we never pack the map? someone should be in charge of the damn map!
28. The book said to look for the small tree that grows into the bigger tree and go left. no right. wait. shit.
29. Sour gummy lifesaver anyone?
30. OH THANK GOD, I know where we are now!!
31. That’s probably going to leave a bruise! get up and keep moving…it will help.
32. i hate this. i wanna go home.
33. HOLY CRAP, look at that rain!! I didn’t realize it was raining so hard!
34. hmmm…this trail looks familiar.
35. Did he REALLY just run that far ahead of me? I hope I get attacked by a mountain lion. That will teach him. oh wait.
36. hold on, my gps is still searching for satellites.
37. brought down by a damn sticker !!
38. It’s so quiet. Well, it would be if you would stop talking.
39. run to the top of the hill?
40. Did you hear that movement in the trees?

I’m ready for another year of this with the old friends, new ones and my boyfriend.