Random and Odd

What to share and what not to share….

25 April, 2005 /

I need to put post it notes on the computer.

Things I’m allowed to share with the internet.
Things I’m not allowed to share with the internet.
Things my I can share with the internet, but better make sure the family doesn’t tell the extended x-rated version of the story.

Yes. Naked with mother and sister. She gave birth to me! Well…i’m about 95% sure that my mother gave birth to me, The other 5% believes that my sister might actually be my real mother because it would just be so damn cool to find that out 33 years later!

I have put together my post it notes:

Things I am allowed to share with the internet:

  1. pictures of my children, friends & family…and other random things.
  2. stories of my youth & current stories that I think might entertain or enlighten.
  3. not that often, but my venting of certain things stupid people in my life do.

Things I am not allowed to share with the internet:

  1. Stories of poop. I’m sorry…I just can’t do it. I’m not that brave. I have been with Shaun for 2 year and he knows nothing of my BM’s and I know nothing of his. Mystery people…I like it. Now there are certain relatives and one friend that know WAY more than anyone should know about my pooping habits.
  2. My sex life. I will not share my sex stories on the internet…or lack of stories on the internet…or super abundance of stories about sex on the internet.
  3. Stories about my friends that are not approved of first.
  4. The badmouthing of ex-husbands and ex-wives. YES, I did it once and I will try to not do it again in the future…it’s just SO easy to do.
  5. Marriage proposals on April Fools Day that may or may not be taken seriously.

Things I might want to tread lightly around:

  1. Stories about Reno.
  2. Stories about Las Vegas
  3. Anything that happens in Redding.
  4. Pictures of Shaun’s woody in the shower.

Okay…now that is cleared up..I’m ready to download the pictures of the said woody and upload them to my Flickr account.