Today…I’m leaving the house.

It’s 11:04 am. I have a good phone day today.

I got a message on my answering machine from my mom. She loves me the most. I just know it.

I got a phone call from…oh God, what’s her name again? I forgot it ;) How about I just call her SJ? We talked for an hour and I love it because I just formed a friendship today.

I then got a call from she-who-won’t-be-named (I need to come up with a better name, because that is too hard to type) and I realize how much I love my friends.
She is insisting that I get my ass in the shower and go with her to find plants. I whined about leaving the house and she threatens my safety if I refuse. She is my human crowbar. She is one of the reasons I stay emotionally balanced. She hates it when I blog about her, but damn it…without her in my life I would need serious shock therapy. I love her damn it.

Then Tina called to tell me some good news and of course I can’t get to the phone fast enough. Words to people who call me….I don’t answer the phone, start talking and If I hear you say, “Hey, it’s me pick up” I will. If you start the conversation with a computer voice that says, “You have an important message….” I will NOT pick up the phone. Give me a few seconds to drag my ass up off the chair too.

Shaun, do not call the house in 5 minutes doing the stupid computer voice. YES, I know you had already thought of it.

& yes, I got your email…i’m bringing Marina her project board.