Had to…

Driving home Friday I had to do something I hate doing…I had to break check some bitch.

When driving my sweet ride, Penny, I have two options…Go up the hill or have air conditioning on. Both at the same time is not an option. Also, taking off from a dead stop takes a little time to get to a comfortable speed that all the drivers on the road can live with. Give me a minute, I’ll get there.

Here is my advice for those of you driving a car made in the last ten years; If you see a car that looks like it has a better chance if the driver should stick her foot at the door and try to push it to go faster, the paint color was only popular in the early 90’s and has a skydiving bumper sticker…your best bet is to not tailgate this person.  The rationing that is going on through through the driver of the car goes something like this, “Bitch, this car is disposable, I have enough insurance to cover nothing more than if I ding your car door opening mine, you’re in a Lexus SUV and if you slam in the back of me, YOU are the one that is going to be waiting for weeks for your car to get repaired at your own cost because you rear ended me and I am going to be driving a rental until I get a check from your insurance company. If you think I am afraid of the impact of my face to an airbag, you have never seen me land a parachute so BACK THE FUCK OFF!”

Just sayin’.