Bumper Stickers

I was never a fan of bumper stickers until I started driving a POS car…er..I mean, “sweet ride”.
My friend, Heather from  http://www.212degreedesigns.com/ makes all the coolest stickers.  If you’re a skydiver at Lodi you probably have one on your helmet or something on the back of your car…or you might find a few on the plane!
If you’re into Roller Derby you’ve seen her work… she’s ALL over the place. In fact one of her stickers is in a movie…and about 400 skydiving videos!

On my way to work today I contemplated calling her and having her make me a new one; “Get off my ass or I will slam on the brakes and take the risk of you slamming into the back of me! I don’t care anymore! I will stop this car, get out and pull you from your car and beat the living hell out of you, you fucking idiot rat bastard!”

Yes, I realize I will need a pretty small font.

I drive to work every day and usually I do pretty good.  For those of you that don’t remember the anxiety thing I battle, I still have it, but I keep it managed. UNTIL SOMEONE RIDES MY ASS ON THE WAY TO WORK.

I calculated the last year of driving to and from work comes to about 480  hours.  How in the world haven’t I killed someone yet because they pulled up too fast behind me, followed too close or was just a straight up ass behind the wheel?

Baby Steps, Dr. Marvin have turned into RUN FOREST RUN moments.   I’m getting better!

I could use that bumper sticker though!