I was never a fan of bumper stickers until I started driving a POS car…er..I mean, “sweet ride”.
My friend, Heather from http://www.212degreedesigns.com/ makes all the coolest stickers. If you’re a skydiver at Lodi you probably have one on your helmet or something on the back of your car…or you might find a few on the plane!
If you’re into Roller Derby you’ve seen her work… she’s ALL over the place. In fact one of her stickers is in a movie…and about 400 skydiving videos!
On my way to work today I contemplated calling her and having her make me a new one; “Get off my ass or I will slam on the brakes and take the risk of you slamming into the back of me! I don’t care anymore! I will stop this car, get out and pull you from your car and beat the living hell out of you, you fucking idiot rat bastard!”
Yes, I realize I will need a pretty small font.
I drive to work every day and usually I do pretty good. For those of you that don’t remember the anxiety thing I battle, I still have it, but I keep it managed. UNTIL SOMEONE RIDES MY ASS ON THE WAY TO WORK.
I calculated the last year of driving to and from work comes to about 480 hours. How in the world haven’t I killed someone yet because they pulled up too fast behind me, followed too close or was just a straight up ass behind the wheel?
Baby Steps, Dr. Marvin have turned into RUN FOREST RUN moments. I’m getting better!
I could use that bumper sticker though!
5 responses to “Bumper Stickers”
I <3 you.
… and I will probably make you that sticker…
because I know you’d put it on your car. lol
LOL…no, you better not tempt me!
I still need some other skydiving ones. We are re-doing the design for Team Dock A Ho so you’ll be making new ones.
Just give me the word! : }
How about a sticker that says “one year ago, I would have killed you for riding my ass….” :)
I was thinking of one of those led message bars in the back window so you could put up appropriate messages. But then I would probably hit somebody while distracted typing messages.