I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish.
Example:
randomandodd: I wish I could get it together.
you: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it’s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere. I wish I had a million dollars.
someoneelse: GRANTED! but you have to give that million to your ex-wife. i wish…
and so starts the cycle.
SO let’s start with me.
I wish I could just write the damn letter and get it over with!
18 responses to “I WISH!!”
Granted, but when it is complete you realize it was written in disappearing ink.
I wish I could have a few days off without any one bothering me.
Granted but when you get back no one has done anything. Like dishes because they couldn’t find the dish soap or feed the cat because your out of food.
I wish I had only one job
Granted, but for your one job, you have to work 70 hours a week.
I wish my ex-husband would get over it.
Granted, but then he wants the two of you to reunite.
I wish I would win interest free money.
Granted, but now your home heater just melted requiring some expensive repairs.
I wish I had a watermelon.
Granted, but it was infested with a pesky garden insect that popped his head out just as you were going to take a bite.
I wish it would stop raining long enough so I could plant my garden.
Granted, but a freak snowstorm rolls in after you finished planting.
I wish I could go home early.
Granted. But when you get home you find that both the dog AND the cat have had a MAJOR case of the squirts.
I wish chocolate was calorie-free.
Granted! But then you find out you’re lactose intolerant.
I wish it would snow!
Granted! But then you would live in Seattle.
I wish I had some crab.
Granted, but they’re the kind you get in your pants.
I wish I was back in the Florida sunshine.
Granted but it’s 120 degrees and your water is restricted due to a drought so there is no water in your pool.
I wish I didn’t have to move to Colorado.
Well, so be it. Off you go to Pakistan!
I wish someone else would turn in my English Lit. research paper for me and get an A!
Granted! But you find out they coppied and pasted off the internet and your paper lit up like a christmas tree on the plagerism scanner.
I wish I would stop coughing long enough to breathe
Granted, but then you get a case of the hiccups.
I wish I could snap my fingers and improve the economy, create jobs, get people their homes and lives back, pay off everyone’s debt…
Granted!
Sorry, I kinda killed the fun vibe. I just blurted out the first thing that came to mind instead of trying to be funny.
But Mary I love your response. And I have snapped my fingers many times in the last 24 hours. Not sure how long it will take to go into full effect.
:)
wait….there’s a “plagerism SCANNER?”
lmao.