The Wedding of A Lifetime

“What’cha doin’ Cat [alyx]”
“Making a wedding invitation for Sara Ann and Joe Jonas.”
“ah.”
“Yeah, it was either this or be the caterer. Any one who’s going to the wedding, well ‘pretend’ wedding has to have a job.”
“Who’s the photographer?”
“Lyndsey.”
“And which one is Sara Ann marrying..pretend marrying?”
“Joe.”
“I don’t know which one is which.”
“He’s the middle one, Mom.”
“Eyebrows or Sideburns?”
“Eyebrows.”
“Gotcha.”