Random and Odd

Memories

“What can I do to make you feel better?”
“Go get coffee.”
“Huh? How will that make you feel  better?”
“Go get coffee.”
“Alright.”
*staggering down to casino and drank two cups of coffee*
“Where did you go?”
“I went to go get coffee.”
“Why did you do that?”
“You told me to go get coffee!”
“I said, GO GET COMFY!”

2 days later and all that captain is finally out of my system…and I haven’t had coffee since then.