“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I’ll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.” -Rumi

“When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you’re not here, I can’t go to sleep. Praise God for those two insomnias! And the difference between them.” -Rumi

We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people. — “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” April 16, 1963

Respect your haters. They are the ones who think you are better than them. -Unknown

You don’t understand, no-one does. When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children; in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you’re expected move again only you don’t remember what moves you because no-one has asked in so long. Not even yourself. You never in your life think that love like this can happen to you. -Francesca, Bridges of Madison County

“Motherfuckin’ tittysuckin’ two-balled bitch!” -Agent Zoil – Paul

Random and Odd

KNOCK IT OFF!

15 March, 2005 /

In honor of Dooce’s “How to Annoy Me” I have come up with my own version of that.
It’s the KNOCK IT OFF! part of my blog.

When you use the shaving cream in the shower, don’t put it on the floor, shelves or bench part. Please put it on the ‘oh shit i just slipped in the shower and can’t get up’ handle.
You are leaving rust colored rings in the shower.

I said this nicely because if you actually saw how bad the shower and toilet look right now, you would be calling my house saying, “HELLO! KETTLE!?”

Oh, and can you please start using the good razors? the ones you use on your face are just not getting the right angle of my legs. Next week I will ask if you could also start using the shaving cream that has moisterizer in it. They’re the ones in the pink bottle ;)