Because really, you don’t believe how weird our ‘family’ can truly be.

Need a recap for any new readers ??*coughyeahrightcough* or perhaps a reminder on how R & O we are.

Dan — My ex-husband and father of Kara, Alyx and Shea.
Shaun — Current husband, father to Tyler and Marina.

It has been suggested that someone needs to make a sitcom about our family, but in those TRULY random moments like…say…for example; When Shaun and I came home and Tabitha (Shaun’s ex wife) is making us a romantic dinner and my ex-husband is using our shower because he has a date and his power was off. And this is NORMAL for us. We realized that NO ONE outside of my readers and our friends would believe half the weirdness that makes us the ‘village’.

Dan has found a way to make it ONE step stranger.

For as long as I can remember Dan has always wanted to be on Amazing Race. Today he IMed me to see if Shaun would go to the try outs with him.
…and Shaun agreed.

I swear…if they get on that show, I am making Tabitha move back in. We will have our own show: “What happens when our two ex husbands go on a world traveling reality show and leave the two ex wives to tend to the 6 children.”

I’m thinking it would be sponsored by Xanax and Robert Mondavi Winery.