the chitchren are home fer summer.

Ah-Gezzus.

I’m even getting bored of my Blog. How come you all come over here?? *waving a walking stick*

I swear I feel like I am 80 years old right now. Actually, I wouldn’t know what it feels like to be 80, but Dear UPPERCASE GOD, please let it not feel like this.

So we have this wedding to shoot on Saturday and I am groaning and moaning as I try to hobble around the house to get ready. I’m going to go, because that is why people like us; we are a husband / wife team.
You shoulda seen it, I was using the monopod as a walking stick!!

At one point during the wedding I was giving the stink eye to a woman in a wheel chair because I could only image how much more comfortable my ass and hips would be if I could have that pleathery goodness with wheels.

Between the wedding and the reception, Shaun took me home and demanded I go lay down. Well, I figured in order to get some sleep I should take a vicoden and xanax. Guess what happened? I had the urge to smoke a pack a ciggarettes and find the meaning of life.
My crazy night of dancing monkeys on the wall and a strange case of munchies (who in the world craves cottage cheese and pineapple at 3 in the morning?) It finally ended and I am now more sore.

My boobs though…they’re still okay, just in case you were all worried.