OH.MY.GOD!
Wait, back that train up. Happy Easter Everyone!! Hope you have a good one.
Even those that don’t believe in chocolate bunnies *waving to Joel*(shhhh, he’s a doorknocker) and all the chocolate goodness that comes with HOLIDAYS, I hope that today brings you nice spurts of chocolate and family togetherness.
Sidenote: I was tempted to run by Joel’s house and ding dong ditch his house leaving behind a chocolate bunny with a post it note that said: KNOCK KNOCK.
Okay, ’nuff of the Easterness.
MOM!
I had like 4 kabillion dreams last night; one where I shot a pelican (do they fly?) out of the sky with your .357, I saved a dog that was hit by a car, Kara was hit by a car (but that might have just got blended together with the dog), Shaun and I had to shoot a wedding where the cake was rolled up crepe paper, and the BEST.ONE.OF.ALL….Ceasar Milan was your BOYFRIEND!!!
Yes, I had a dream where we were all standing around talking and I was cracking a joke about how Kathy had redid my whole bedding in Pepe La’ Pew and renamed Mooshu- Fe Fe. This is where it gets good, I turned to look at YOUR BOYFRIEND and it was THE DOG WHISPERER! I said, “Ceasar, that’s not good for the dog right? to rename her after she has had the same name for like 7 years?” and THERE YOU WERE! Standing right next to him in the crook of his arm, all cuddled in. He said something and then kissed the top of your head all lovingly.
Aww, Mom…it was the best dream EVER.
I mean, outside of the fact that we all lived in this movie theater and my Pepe La’ Pew bed was right by the projector screen.
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First let me say It was sooooo good to see you and the girls, sorry I missed Aly. You know you’ve told me LOTS of Dreams before But this one is the BESTEST So far… Happy Easter to Everyone and hope you all fit in ur pants tomorrow, I know i won’t…
“nice spurts of chocolate”
hmm…
HAPPY EASTER with all sorts of chocolate goodies!
OH MY DEAR BOB.
You should totally do that to your door knocker friend. I bet he’d eat the shit out of that chocolate bunny.
AND
All you SI-GEEN womens are so BOOTIFUL.
actually — Suh (like Duh) and Gan (Like Dan, but with a G)
That is how you pronounce my maiden name: Seguin
Those are some seriously random dreams! And oohlala, I think Ceasar is hot!
I can tell you pelicans definately do fly, I know because I caught one with a fishing pole in mid-air once. Damn thing tried to swoop in and eat the bait as I was casting. Had to reel it in and get the hook out of it’s mouth/beak(okay my dad had to get it out while I watched). Try that sometime! Pelicans are not that friendly especially when caught with a fishing pole!