Random and Odd

I’m too old for this shit…

I spent the day on roller coasters. I did pretty good until the last ride when my head actually was detached from my spinal cord and then slammed back into place.
When the ride came to a teeth grinding stop I realized…”Yeah, too old.” and then I looked at my 14 year old daughter and she had this look of utter pain. “Mom, my neck…it snapped on that last turn.”

Maybe I’m not too old.

You’re going to die when you hear this; I forgot my camera in the car. I had to use one of the girls’ cameras. It did the trick, we have memories from Kara’s 14th birthday party at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom.

I decided to sneak the camera on a ride, and well…they stopped the ride and I GOT KICKED OFF!

Wasn’t this picture SO worth it though?

Can you say, ‘ORGASMIC’?