
Shaun here. So you’re 35 years old. When you factor in five kids, two dogs, me, and the ex and the baby in the house, you’re medically about 117 years old. Which means you’re doing damn good for your age! Everyone here loves you, and if they say otherwise I’ll either delete or edit their message until they love you. While everyone else gets the e-Kristine, I get the real thing. I get the weird, crazy woman that everyone else only reads about. And for those of you who’ve never met Kristine, she’s just as great, caring, beautiful, and funny in person as she is here on RAO. Honey, you’re the realest person I’ve ever met, and you make me laugh every day. Thank you for everything, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Here are a few birthday wishes from your friends. Others have sent gifts, cards, or e-mails. Thank you SOOOO much for everyone who contributed to this. If you didn’t know, its because I didn’t have your e-mail address, so I’m sorry. Please send a reply with any birthday wishes you want to add!!!
Also want to throw in a happy rainbow birthday to RSG!!!! Your video will be on the way ;)


These are from MRTL…..pretty accurate Yahoo avatars, huh?




Kami has a video, but it won’t load for some reason. Probably too much nudity. But please send it again, Kami. Maybe Kristine can figure out how to embed it right.
Thanks again, and please comment!!!!!
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Happy Birthday Kristine!
Hope it’s the best ever… :)
OMG!
YOU GUYS!!
Happy Birthday Mom
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE!!
Happy Birthday Kristine!!
I hope you have a wonderful day!
Happy Birthday, Kristine~!
You are loved. Hope you get a chance to enjoy the day a little.
– Sheryl
Happy Birthday!
happy birthday, Kristine. =) may it sparkle & shine with beautiful memories shared with the people you love best.
happy birthday from your mom in colorado. i will drink a toast to your birthday today.
Happy birthday, girl. I re-read my useless poem and I mean that you still look 29, not that you look too old for 30. Gees, I’m a writer, but not a gifted card-writer.
Anyways. The kids had fun helping make your card. Happy Birthday!
Happy Happy Happy Birthday. I’m so glad that we both turned 29 this year. Isn’t it fabulous being 29?
Wish I was there to take you out for a martini….
Happy Birthday Kristine. I emailed you a video I made for you but in case you don’t get it here is the link to it.
http://www.dropshots.com/day.php?userid=155444&cdate=20070324&ctime=060515
Have a great and wonderful birthday.
Connie
Happy Birthday!!!!
Have a fantastic day, Kristine! Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!!
Hope you have a GREAT day!
Happy Birthday…may the germs that have plagued you magically disappear and allow you to have the best birthday ever. You deserve it.
Jamie
Roses are red and violets are blue here is a big kiss for you. Happy Birthday to you Love Yo Momma…..x0x0x0x0x0
PS
Oh! how cha like the cool wrapping paper I put your present….”Big Smile”
Happy Birthday, beautiful Kristine!
Happy Birthday to my favorite sister ever! You know how much I love you already so I don’t have to say it. I still can’t believe you are 35 tho. Lookin’ good sista!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE!!
Have a great one!!
Happy Birthday Kristine!!
LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU!!!!
Happy 35th HAB, I’ll be thinking of you all day as I celebrate myself!
Happiest of birthdays Kristine!!
Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday!
only the VERY best to you, kristine, on your birthday :)
Happy Birthday my friend! And don’t you have the best husband ever?? Shaun, you rock!
mwah bella!
Happy Birthday! I meant to send you an ecard and i totally forgot, sorry about that!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE!!
I hope you got my ecard – sorry i missed out on this…I woulda had to embarass you in some way.
XO Have a great birthday weekend!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! ENJOY !!!
Hope you’re having a great day, Princess. xxx
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
here’s a link to my naked video:
http://www.dropshots.com/day.php?userid=61869&cdate=20070322&ctime=101058
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…I can’t send video wishes cuz if you saw my hair at the moment, it would scare you. :)
Happiness always
A very happy birthday to you, Kristine!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To YOU!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To YOU!
You are so much fun!
You shine like the sun!
You’re 34 PLUS 1!
and WE LOVE YOU!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To YOU!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To YOU!
~~~wishing you could hear this song sung, its way cute, complete with *clapping*~~~
kristine, thanks for sharing your beautiful funny silly and all-around zany self with all of us! you are an amazing woman, and inspiring to watch as you navigate your sometimes (ok, mostly…i was trying to be polite HAHA) crazy life!
wishing you a year filled with lots of love and laughter and not so many screams of Jeremiah ;)
love ya,
gypsygrrl
omg happy bidet.
I mean b-day.
Sorry, I put the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABble.
Happy, HAPPY Birthday Kristine!!!
I hope you have a great one!
Happy Birthday Kristine! I hope it’s FAB.
Stacie
Happy Happy Birthday Kristine! I’d just like to say thank you, for always making me smile, and for making me feel a bit more normal, knowing I’m not the only one with issues in this world :-) You’re wonderful, awesome, and amazing!!!!
By the way DAMN you’ve aged well toots!!!!
Happy Birthday! Kristine….
Happy Birthday Hooker!
35 – WOW, those were the days! ;)
Happy Birthday to the kindest soul on the Internet. Sweetie – you ROCK!
With lots of love, your #1 Reader – Kelly
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE!!!! I hope you had a wonderfully relaxing birthday. Probably a pretty rare thing aroung your house! Sorry I couldn’t send anything super creative…I was in the ER thrusday…and felt like crap till now.
(3 more hours until my birthday!)
Happy Birthday Kristine! 35 is nothing ;) Hope you’re having a wonderful celebration!
Happy Birthday Kristine!!!!
Hope you had a great day Kristine!!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Looks like you are truly loved! Have a good one!
Happy happy happy happy happy birthday, Kristine! I hope you’re having a fab day!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!
I love that Shaun called you the “realest” person….
Shaun you are too adorable.
Enjoy your birthday Kristine but celebrate all year!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kristine. I hope you had a great day with much pampering. And if not, I hope you tell Shaun to make some pampering happen.
how fun for you!! What a great idea, I hope you had a great day and all your wishes came true!
Happy Birthday toooo yoouuuu!!!
I’m late, as usual…the story of my life for the last year plus, hehehe…
But, belated as it is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL! Hope you had a great one, even with the snifflies!!!
Happy Belated Birthday Kristine from a faithful Lurker. :D
Hope you had a fabulous day.
wow–I am sorry I missed this on the day! I hope you had a good day and I am sending special thoughts your way. HPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU COUNT! thanks for the gift you give us!
jean
Dammit Janet, i bin away for a bit and missed all this hoopla.
Sorry. And happy birthday to you darling Kristine.