Shaun here. So you’re 35 years old. When you factor in five kids, two dogs, me, and the ex and the baby in the house, you’re medically about 117 years old. Which means you’re doing damn good for your age! Everyone here loves you, and if they say otherwise I’ll either delete or edit their message until they love you. While everyone else gets the e-Kristine, I get the real thing. I get the weird, crazy woman that everyone else only reads about. And for those of you who’ve never met Kristine, she’s just as great, caring, beautiful, and funny in person as she is here on RAO. Honey, you’re the realest person I’ve ever met, and you make me laugh every day. Thank you for everything, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Here are a few birthday wishes from your friends. Others have sent gifts, cards, or e-mails. Thank you SOOOO much for everyone who contributed to this. If you didn’t know, its because I didn’t have your e-mail address, so I’m sorry. Please send a reply with any birthday wishes you want to add!!!

Also want to throw in a happy rainbow birthday to RSG!!!! Your video will be on the way ;)

These are from MRTL…..pretty accurate Yahoo avatars, huh?


Kami has a video, but it won’t load for some reason. Probably too much nudity. But please send it again, Kami. Maybe Kristine can figure out how to embed it right.

Thanks again, and please comment!!!!!



57 responses to “”

  1. Michelle - the other one Avatar

    Happy Birthday Kristine!

    Hope it’s the best ever… :)

  2. randomandodd Avatar
    randomandodd

    OMG!

    YOU GUYS!!

  3. Kara Avatar
    Kara

    Happy Birthday Mom

  4. kel Avatar
    kel

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE!!

  5. kimmyk Avatar

    Happy Birthday Kristine!!

    I hope you have a wonderful day!

  6. sheryl Avatar

    Happy Birthday, Kristine~!

    You are loved. Hope you get a chance to enjoy the day a little.
    – Sheryl

  7. Justme Avatar
    Justme

    Happy Birthday!

  8. Dawn Avatar

    happy birthday, Kristine. =) may it sparkle & shine with beautiful memories shared with the people you love best.

  9. colorado mom Avatar
    colorado mom

    happy birthday from your mom in colorado. i will drink a toast to your birthday today.

  10. Army of Mom Avatar

    Happy birthday, girl. I re-read my useless poem and I mean that you still look 29, not that you look too old for 30. Gees, I’m a writer, but not a gifted card-writer.

    Anyways. The kids had fun helping make your card. Happy Birthday!

  11. RWF Avatar

    Happy Happy Happy Birthday. I’m so glad that we both turned 29 this year. Isn’t it fabulous being 29?

    Wish I was there to take you out for a martini….

  12. Connie Avatar

    Happy Birthday Kristine. I emailed you a video I made for you but in case you don’t get it here is the link to it.
    http://www.dropshots.com/day.php?userid=155444&cdate=20070324&ctime=060515

    Have a great and wonderful birthday.
    Connie

  13. lessake Avatar
    lessake

    Happy Birthday!!!!

  14. Janet Avatar

    Have a fantastic day, Kristine! Happy Birthday!

  15. Katie Avatar

    Happy birthday!

  16. Angie Avatar

    Happy Birthday!!

    Hope you have a GREAT day!

  17. mommyoutofcontro. Avatar

    Happy Birthday…may the germs that have plagued you magically disappear and allow you to have the best birthday ever. You deserve it.
    Jamie

  18. momthefonz Avatar

    Roses are red and violets are blue here is a big kiss for you. Happy Birthday to you Love Yo Momma…..x0x0x0x0x0
    PS
    Oh! how cha like the cool wrapping paper I put your present….”Big Smile”

  19. kalki Avatar

    Happy Birthday, beautiful Kristine!

  20. dashababy Avatar
    dashababy

    Happy Birthday to my favorite sister ever! You know how much I love you already so I don’t have to say it. I still can’t believe you are 35 tho. Lookin’ good sista!

  21. LazyLightning Avatar

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE!!

    Have a great one!!

  22. Shell Avatar

    Happy Birthday Kristine!!

  23. Recovering Straight Girl Avatar

    LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU!!!!

    Happy 35th HAB, I’ll be thinking of you all day as I celebrate myself!

  24. MilkMaid1979 Avatar

    Happiest of birthdays Kristine!!

  25. wendy Avatar

    Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday!

  26. san Avatar

    only the VERY best to you, kristine, on your birthday :)

  27. Kristie Avatar
    Kristie

    Happy Birthday my friend! And don’t you have the best husband ever?? Shaun, you rock!

    mwah bella!

  28. Liza Avatar

    Happy Birthday! I meant to send you an ecard and i totally forgot, sorry about that!!

  29. shellibells Avatar

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE!!
    I hope you got my ecard – sorry i missed out on this…I woulda had to embarass you in some way.
    XO Have a great birthday weekend!!

  30. Steph Avatar

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! ENJOY !!!

  31. Susie Avatar

    Hope you’re having a great day, Princess. xxx

  32. Robin Avatar

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY…I can’t send video wishes cuz if you saw my hair at the moment, it would scare you. :)
    Happiness always

  33. Suzanne R Avatar

    A very happy birthday to you, Kristine!

  34. gypsygrrl Avatar

    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To YOU!
    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To YOU!

    You are so much fun!
    You shine like the sun!
    You’re 34 PLUS 1!
    and WE LOVE YOU!

    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To YOU!
    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday To YOU!

    ~~~wishing you could hear this song sung, its way cute, complete with *clapping*~~~

    kristine, thanks for sharing your beautiful funny silly and all-around zany self with all of us! you are an amazing woman, and inspiring to watch as you navigate your sometimes (ok, mostly…i was trying to be polite HAHA) crazy life!

    wishing you a year filled with lots of love and laughter and not so many screams of Jeremiah ;)

    love ya,
    gypsygrrl

  35. Dave Vogt Avatar

    omg happy bidet.

    I mean b-day.

    Sorry, I put the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABble.

  36. Jenni Avatar

    Happy, HAPPY Birthday Kristine!!!

    I hope you have a great one!

  37. Stacie Avatar

    Happy Birthday Kristine! I hope it’s FAB.
    Stacie

  38. Arlene Avatar

    Happy Happy Birthday Kristine! I’d just like to say thank you, for always making me smile, and for making me feel a bit more normal, knowing I’m not the only one with issues in this world :-) You’re wonderful, awesome, and amazing!!!!
    By the way DAMN you’ve aged well toots!!!!

  39. MrsDoF Avatar

    Happy Birthday! Kristine….

  40. Pissy Britches Avatar

    Happy Birthday Hooker!

  41. Kelly Avatar

    35 – WOW, those were the days! ;)

    Happy Birthday to the kindest soul on the Internet. Sweetie – you ROCK!

    With lots of love, your #1 Reader – Kelly

  42. sometrouble Avatar

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE!!!! I hope you had a wonderfully relaxing birthday. Probably a pretty rare thing aroung your house! Sorry I couldn’t send anything super creative…I was in the ER thrusday…and felt like crap till now.

    (3 more hours until my birthday!)

  43. Lee Avatar

    Happy Birthday Kristine! 35 is nothing ;) Hope you’re having a wonderful celebration!

  44. Melanie Avatar

    Happy Birthday Kristine!!!!

  45. Lori Avatar

    Hope you had a great day Kristine!!

  46. Carlos Avatar

    Happy birthday!

  47. jana Avatar

    Happy birthday! Looks like you are truly loved! Have a good one!

  48. Teena Avatar

    Happy happy happy happy happy birthday, Kristine! I hope you’re having a fab day!!

  49. Michelle Avatar

    Happy Birthday to you!!!

    I love that Shaun called you the “realest” person….

    Shaun you are too adorable.

    Enjoy your birthday Kristine but celebrate all year!

  50. Missy Avatar

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kristine. I hope you had a great day with much pampering. And if not, I hope you tell Shaun to make some pampering happen.

  51. tommiea Avatar

    how fun for you!! What a great idea, I hope you had a great day and all your wishes came true!

  52. Rosei Avatar

    Happy Birthday toooo yoouuuu!!!

  53. Diana Avatar

    I’m late, as usual…the story of my life for the last year plus, hehehe…

    But, belated as it is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL! Hope you had a great one, even with the snifflies!!!

  54. Phsymom Avatar
    Phsymom

    Happy Belated Birthday Kristine from a faithful Lurker. :D

    Hope you had a fabulous day.

  55. Jean Avatar

    wow–I am sorry I missed this on the day! I hope you had a good day and I am sending special thoughts your way. HPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU COUNT! thanks for the gift you give us!

    jean

  56. Amy Avatar

    Dammit Janet, i bin away for a bit and missed all this hoopla.

    Sorry. And happy birthday to you darling Kristine.