All Day Blogging…
6:48 am – I woke up sixteen minutes after 6 am. I think the last time I woke up that early was my wedding day. COFFEE. Did you know that EVERYTHING is sixteen times louder when a baby is sleeping?
In case you missed the message I left about your LOVELY advice about not eating Play-Doh, sniffing butts and hiding under the covers. You realize I’m not a dog right? Okay, good. Just checking.
7:07 am – SECOND cup of coffee down. I am watching the sun rise over the hill in the backyard. Did you know, and this is going to be SHOCKING to some of you, the news has traffic reports every 15 minutes? FUH-KING GENIUS, now if only the people IN TRAFFIC had cable hooked up in their car. It’s cool though. Shaun will be getting a call every 15 minutes for the next hour to get traffic reports. I am such a good wife.
7:51 am – On my second load of laundry. The two cups of coffee have eaten a hole in my stomach. JB is up and watching Teletubies. It’s been years since we’ve had PBS on this early and Alyx looked at me and in the most serious face said, “Mom, I think Poe has lost weight.”
8:10 am – Alyx and Shea are home for the first part of the day because of dentist appointments and they are helping out. I might not let them go back to school. ever.
Oh, and in the brief second I got to watch of normal TV, I learned something; Don’t do drugs. That reminds me, need to refill my prescriptions.
11:22 am – After two dentist appointments and dropping 3 kids off at 2 different schools, I’m home! JB fell asleep in his car seat about a minute and half before I pulled in the driveway. I put him on my bed and he stayed asleep. How much more of this blissful silence will I be graced with?
If he can learn to sleep through my typing, CNN and the dog barking then this will be a walk in the park.
Question; he’s sleeping on my super high bed and I have to pee. I have to hold it right?
11:55 am – Not kidding here people. GOT TO PEE!
1:17 am – I finally got to pee. Damn I’m tired. More coffee? (Yes, I held it THAT long)
2:10 pm – Lunch was SO good. it was left over spaghetti from last night. JB wore more than he ate.
The dog FINALLY came in handy today.
Now it’s Sesame Street time. Dear Lord, THANK YOU for PBS! I will forgive you for the Barney show, as long as you never get rid of Sesame Street. Muppets, Puppets, songs, colors, cartoons, letters and The Count. Can life get any better than RIGHT now?
3:22 pm – I have decided to Tivo Sesame Street. I am amazed by my ability to hold so much information in my head at one time. Row. Row. Row Your Boat. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.MOM!SHEAHASMYBARBIE. This update brought to you by the number 9.
3:23 pm – Who the hell is the new guy that is the potential daddy to Anna Nicole Smith’s baby? Row. Row. Row your boat. HALO DOWN! Only 3 more hours. Pictures to follow.