Happy Valentine’s Day
This day is a sucky ass commercialized day…but if you don’t have a Valentine, I have a special place in my blog heart for you; so just say the word and I will send you strippers dripping in chocolate. Or just virtual chocolate. If you’re lactose intolerant I’ll just send you flowers. If you have allergies, then I will have to send jewelery. If you have metal allergies…well, you’re life pretty much sucks and I will just have to send you a Valentine’s Day hug…or strippers.
And how much would it suck to start your period on Valentine’s day?