retard, but the good retard, not the one that is offensive.

Shaun was just talking to Halo, which isn’t anything out of the normal. We all talk to her and ask her questions as if someday she will answer us.

The funny thing is Shaun said, “Do you wanna go for a walk?” and you could hear Halo making the whiney yip that means, “OH HELL YES I DO! LETS GO GET THE LEASH!”
Then he said, “Can you say…Waaalllkkk? Hm? Can you? Can you say Walk?”

My mother is still here, it’s [the retard gene we share] starting to rub off on him.