Halloween=Pain In The Arse!

Every year it gets more stressful and less fun.
What do we do this for again? Oh yes…the chocolate. I swear, I am going to be egging the houses that don’t answer the door or hand out that orange and black candy that is wrapped in that creepy feeling wax paper from the 20’s.
I want full size candy bars for the effort I have put in! I want the foot long Pixie Stix. And booze. Can someone PLEASE for once have a cooler of beer and wine coolers for the parents? Maybe a little mixer bowl of prescription drugs for us to pick from?