Stuff Portrait Friday: Even easier than last week!

1. Your Pot Holders (Oven Mits)
2. Your Pumpkins (or Melons)
3. Something Pink
Y’all start without me, I have to wait until Friday afternoon to post my pictures because I am a big ol’ lazy ass and didn’t do it yet.
Whatever. Get off my case internet, I’M LAZY! You knew that when you met me. You said you didn’t care, that you would love me anyway. Now look at you…you’re staring at me like I left you with a bad case of blue balls. I didn’t mean to. I wanted to, but…my heart wasn’t in it and I know you don’t want me give it up if I’m not in the mood. It’ll feel mechanical. After you’re done and you click the next link you know I’m just going to lay here and weep softly to myself.
*Whimper*
Did you put out?