We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog for a very special post.  Hey everyone, Shaun here.  SPF-napping this bad boy this week.  I’ll claim to be giving Kristine a much-needed break, but the truth is I wanted to do a TV-related SPF. Every good American is friends with TV, so it’s time to honor our warm-glowing companion.  this will also allow you to go simple or creative.

Your TV

OK, doesn’t get much easier than this.  Take a picture of your TV.  You can be lame and just take a picture, or you can get creative and take a picture of your TV with your favorite show, movie, etc. on it.  Get all Vanna white and model with that sucker. OK, there’s your easy one.  It gets harder.

Your Show

Sell us your TV show.  This can be a show about you, your weird uncle who lives in the hall closet, or just a show that you’ve been dying to see on TV but the networks haven’t been smart enough to think of.  This one might be more writing than portrait, but be creative.  Design a title or take a picture of your boobs(there, happy Kristine?), then tell us your idea.

The New Member of the Cast

OK, hear me out on this.  When sitcoms start falling apart, like all of your lives, they just add a new character or replace an old one.  For some reason, they think this’ll kickstart new interest in a lame show.  Did any of you reallllly reconsider The Brady Bunch once Cousin Oliver joined?  When old Japanese Arnold was replaced by old Italian Al on Happy Days, did you care?  Three’s Company went from Chrissy to the lame chick whose name I don’t remember to Terri.  Most shows try this when they get desperate, and since your life is so stagnant that you’re reading this crap, you get to add or change one character in your life.  If you’re replacing your boss with George Clooney, show us and tell us how this will make you a happier camper.  If you’re adding Eva Longoria as your new French maid or Geroge W. Bush as your wacky next door neighbor, tell us about it.  Again, be creative.  You might have to google a pic, might have to actually put some creativity in this one.

16 responses to “”

  1. randomandodd Avatar
    randomandodd

    BLOG-NAPPED AGAIN! Shaun just loves SPF, so he’s going to be doing it this week. Bear with him, he’s a little on the looney side.

    Hope you all have fun with it. Boobs.

  2. Maria Avatar
    Maria

    LOL Does this mean Shaun will be photographing your boobs for his “Your Show” entry?

  3. san Avatar

    this is going to be…mmmh… interesting… [and g-rated, i hope LOL]

  4. No Dramas Avatar

    Well over here in Aussie we sometimes refer to our TV as the BoobTube …… this SPF is very fitting!!!

  5. Lee Avatar

    I’ve been pretending Eva was my French maid for a while, now my fantasy has real purpose????? I feel legitimate almost…

  6. Kami Avatar

    So, will three pictures of my boobs work? Three different angles?

  7. Sunshine Blues Avatar

    Hmmm…much thought to go into this one! But my mind is already churning, the thoughts hmmm…no boobs sorry mine are just not up to standards!

  8. southernfriedgirl Avatar

    The lame girl on TC was named Cindy.

    No, I am not proud I know that.

  9. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    Good job, southernfriedgirl. I didn’t even care enough to look it up.

    Hope everyone has fun with this one!!

  10. The Kept Woman Avatar

    You’re meaner than Kristine…this is a wayyyyyy hard assignment. Except for the TV…that I can do without much thought.

    And what was the official answer to Kami’s question? Will that work?

  11. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    I’ll defer all boob-related questions to my lovely wife, who’s also the CEO of sleeping on the couch arrangements.

  12. delaine Avatar

    I’m glad I stopped by today. This is going to require some thinking. My poor brain.

  13. eleny Avatar
    eleny

    ok we only have 3 days for this :). This should be interesting :)

  14. Lisa Avatar

    Oh Gawd! This is like the evil teacher that assigns a major paper that’s due it two freakin’ days.

  15. Maria Avatar

    Ohhh…I’ve been reading this blog forever and this might very well be my first attempt at participating.

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