We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog for a very special post. Hey everyone, Shaun here. SPF-napping this bad boy this week. I’ll claim to be giving Kristine a much-needed break, but the truth is I wanted to do a TV-related SPF. Every good American is friends with TV, so it’s time to honor our warm-glowing companion. this will also allow you to go simple or creative.
Your TV
OK, doesn’t get much easier than this. Take a picture of your TV. You can be lame and just take a picture, or you can get creative and take a picture of your TV with your favorite show, movie, etc. on it. Get all Vanna white and model with that sucker. OK, there’s your easy one. It gets harder.
Your Show
Sell us your TV show. This can be a show about you, your weird uncle who lives in the hall closet, or just a show that you’ve been dying to see on TV but the networks haven’t been smart enough to think of. This one might be more writing than portrait, but be creative. Design a title or take a picture of your boobs(there, happy Kristine?), then tell us your idea.
The New Member of the Cast
OK, hear me out on this. When sitcoms start falling apart, like all of your lives, they just add a new character or replace an old one. For some reason, they think this’ll kickstart new interest in a lame show. Did any of you reallllly reconsider The Brady Bunch once Cousin Oliver joined? When old Japanese Arnold was replaced by old Italian Al on Happy Days, did you care? Three’s Company went from Chrissy to the lame chick whose name I don’t remember to Terri. Most shows try this when they get desperate, and since your life is so stagnant that you’re reading this crap, you get to add or change one character in your life. If you’re replacing your boss with George Clooney, show us and tell us how this will make you a happier camper. If you’re adding Eva Longoria as your new French maid or Geroge W. Bush as your wacky next door neighbor, tell us about it. Again, be creative. You might have to google a pic, might have to actually put some creativity in this one.