Random and Odd

I hope you’re not waiting for me to come up with something good to write about…

8 June, 2006 /


In exactly TWENTY MINUTES summer in the Stone-Baland household starts.

Today marks exactly 30 days until I get married. It also marks the 45th time I have started a diet since getting engaged. It also marks the first day of the diet that will SOMEHOW shave off this extra ohhhhhhhh 80 lbs I need to shed. It marks the day that I have officially lost my mind. Put this day in your calendar kids, because I’m going to go crazy..and this will be the day that started it. June 8th. 30 days from my wedding.

I sat down today and took note of all the crap I haven’t done for the wedding.
You know what, when things get bad in your life, just be grateful I didn’t plan your wedding.
On a good note, A buttload of people are not coming so that means less of everything.

I don’t have a garder. SHHH. Don’t tell anyone. The thought of hiking my leg up on some chair and having Shaun shove his hands up my dress to…..hold up a second…having a daydream…..I’m back. NO. I will not subject the hams to being shown off in front of small children and old people so we can keep with tradition. There will be no garder at my wedding. The reason I bought the big dress was to hide all that stuff.

Fake flowers. I ran it by my sister and again I was told “Oh hell no.” My sister, the most unghettoest person I know went all ghetto and said, “OH HELL NO.” I think she might have snapped her finger too.
In an attempt to save some money I decided I would buy some flowers to put together for a bouquet and I swear you would have thought I was trying to get married in black or something.
I heard people I don’t even know rolling over in their graves!! “FAKE FLOWERS IN A BRIDAL BOUQUET? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

8 minutes left of my daily freedom.
Okay. I’m ready. I can do this. I do this every year. I get freaked out on the last day of school. I’m afraid i’m going to have to re-learn how to entertain my children.

One minute and counting….i’ve gotta go pick up my brats….

SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMA!