block, blockity, BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK…

Ready for just rambling on and on about nothing? Good, that’s what I got, and I got a lot.

1. I found a feature on my Outlook express that BLOCKS people from sending me email. You know what that means? No more spam about my penis size or if my girl is cheating on me.
I have been little miss blocky boo.

2. I found an old boyfriend on MySpace. Hee Hee, I can’t talk about him because he might someday find me here and if he does I would be MORTIFIED if he knew I told you the story where he scared me to death with my first kiss that I swore these lips would never touch another boy. Good thing I’m too lazy to invest time and energy into becoming a lesbian because I totally could have turned the road RIGHT THERE.

3. I love Tivo. I know you know this because I am whore for my tivo, but you don’t realize how much you love Tivo until your cable gets shut off and all you’re left with is what you have recorded on your Tivo. When the cable gets turned back on, I am going to be like a full on Tivo whore who records EVERYTHING and deletes NOTHING. I can only watch Dirty Dancing one more time before the song, “She’s like the Wind” is burned into my memory banks and I request it gets played at the wedding and my funeral.
I also have “Top Secret” with Val Kilmer recorded, but no. I can’t watch that again.

4. I have decided that SOMEDAY i’m not always going to be this broke and I am going to go to Vegas when i’m not broke. I am going to invite the internet to go too. We will have a huge party somewheres. There will be drinks, boobs and cameras. You are all invited. I think Bucky and Jessica Rabbit should be the planners. *innocent looking* Because they are such good kids.
What happens in Vegas baby.
5. Today officially marks the last full school day. Tomorrow is the last day. Summer is here and I am out of Xanax. Send something stronger.

6. No really. SEND SOMETHING STRONGER.

7. There are things I am pretending aren’t bothering me, but they are.

8. I’ve gone a whole 4 days without CNN, CSPAN, TODAY and Regis and Kelly. I sure hope to hell something huge hasn’t happened and I missed it.

9. I wish my last name was Trump or Gates.

10. I’m going to kill Tyler’s Dog.