“what did we do before Tivo?”
“I don’t know. I don’t know how we watched television.”
“Tivo is the bestest thing in the whole world.”
“Agreed.”
I WAS WRONG. I thought the people that invented the Tivo were the greatest people in the whole wide world. I WAS WRONG.
You want to know who the greatest people in the whole wide world are? They are those dudes that come pick up your trash every week.
Don’t believe me?
Forget to pay your bill and have to drag your full garbage can back up to the side yard.
Now have to wait TWO weeks before the trash is picked up again and see how excited you get when you go to the street and see an empty trash can! It is BETTER than being able to pause live television or rewind a missed shot during the NBA playoffs.
The only thing I need to do today is pay that damn bill. UTMOST importance.
Next week you’re going to be reading a post that says having internet access is SO much better than having the garbage picked up.
The week after that, ‘why having a cell phone is SO much better than internet access’.
Wait, what did I just say? SHA-RIGHT!
Internet or cell phone? Which one do I pick?
22 responses to “Kristine’s Ta-Do List”
Easy.
Internet.
Been there, done that. Internet.
I hate talking on the phone, so I would go with internet.
Short term memory problems make life so much more…
…
Wait, what was I talking about?
Okay, how about this question:
Internet or Sex ?
That’ll make you think…
Always internet.
INTERNET! they can just email you if they need you.
I hate talking on the phone. Any phone.
It’s not that I hate talking with people. I hate the phone.
By the time I get home, especially, I want to chill without being forced to speak to people. Can you tell I have been working too hard for too long? The only person I REALLY want to talk with on the phone is a cute niece or nephew. That’s pretty much it.
I have caller ID on all my phones. If I don’t recognize the number, I will not pick up.
I will not check voice mail. Except at work where I can look at and play my voicemail through my email program. Now that is my idea of good voicemail.
I don’t hear from the internet unless I want to. So if I am feeling overwhelmed, I don’t go there. And the internet does not call me. The internet does not make my phone mockingly shout at me in public “Hello, MOTO!”
Therefore, the internet wins over the cell phone. Hands down.
Internet. Still.
;)
I talk on the phone all day at work, so I hate it when I get home..so….
Internet!
Then you toss in the next option and now…
Im torn, I gotta go think.
Oh wait I gotta pay for one, the other is free..so I can take both!
Internet hands down! lol
What Sheryl said!
Internet & Sex
But def. internet.
INTERNET. I can’t *twitch* believe you’d *twitch* even consider *twitch* not having internet. *twitch twitch*
Go with the internet… cell phones are so overrated.
Cell phones AND sex are overrated.
Go with internet.
Internet. Internet. Internet.
They still have pay phones.
Internet…not that I wouldn’t just love to call and have you read me your posts everyday but how would I get my porn, ya know?
Damn! You have to PAY for trash pickup?
Hate talking on the phone….love playing on the internet.
You know where my vote goes.
Definately internet. And my phone shouts “Hello MOTO” at me too, Sheryl! :)
Hey if you had no internet you whould not have a blog , so internet!