Kristine’s Ta-Do List

“what did we do before Tivo?”
“I don’t know. I don’t know how we watched television.”
“Tivo is the bestest thing in the whole world.”
“Agreed.”

I WAS WRONG. I thought the people that invented the Tivo were the greatest people in the whole wide world. I WAS WRONG.

You want to know who the greatest people in the whole wide world are? They are those dudes that come pick up your trash every week.
Don’t believe me?
Forget to pay your bill and have to drag your full garbage can back up to the side yard.

Now have to wait TWO weeks before the trash is picked up again and see how excited you get when you go to the street and see an empty trash can! It is BETTER than being able to pause live television or rewind a missed shot during the NBA playoffs.

The only thing I need to do today is pay that damn bill. UTMOST importance.

Next week you’re going to be reading a post that says having internet access is SO much better than having the garbage picked up.
The week after that, ‘why having a cell phone is SO much better than internet access’.
Wait, what did I just say? SHA-RIGHT!

Internet or cell phone? Which one do I pick?