How bad do I suck? Let me tell you. I come up with a good SPF theme, and I can’t find my damn yearbook!

So for you viewing pleasure, I give you…old photos:

My Student Body Card:

The pictures that didn’t make it on the card for obvious reasons:

My Prom Picture (age 16):

My First Real Boyfriend, Ethan Thompson (ages: 17):

Yes, that is a beer in one hand and smoke in the other. OOOOOh this girl just loooooved the bad boys!

My Best Friend ( 7th Grade):

My Best Friend ( all groweded up)

I also had my bestest Friend Jennifer Edelmann…but I can’t find that book of pictures. She deserves her own post anyway.

And as for the person I didn’t like so much…well, I googled her and there is a good chance she might be a record producer so I don’t want to give her any more attention than she got in High School or now. Hooker Ass Bitch.

READ THIS: Shaun and I are going on our VERY FIRST alone bye-bye trip so don’t be mad at me if I don’t come to your blog and comment. I have about 39 things I need to get done before I leave and the MOST important is shaving my legs. When did shaving my legs become so low on the priority list?

Did you play?