Category: Random and Odd

  • I tawt a toad.

    Or I caught a cold. Either way, I have decided that there are things to keep myself entertained while I am unable to breathe. 1. Clean house with strong cleaners. I can’t smell them so they can’t kill me. 2. Keep telling the kids, “…because I’m your bob…Bob…BOB…MOB!…i gave birf to you!..yes MOB, that’s what…