• 2 lists

    First list: Things I should be doing:

    1. My Ex’s final paper.
    2. Finding The Fonz’s “I’m a bad ass with a gun” picture
    3. Letting Shaun use the computer so he can work on his “Pope Idol” peice.

    Second List: A list I stole from the Merry Widow:

    1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet / Street where you live): Dumpy Duke

    2. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Starbuck Mandango

    3. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Salt Maui

    4. “FLY GIRL/BOY” ALIAS (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name) :K-Sto

    5. ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):Cotton Blossom Coke

    6. DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Honey-Badger Enterprise

    7. BARFLY ALIAS(Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink) : Mint Cookie Captain

    8. SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived: Louise Rt44

    9. ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Reeses Green

    10. YOUR STAR WARS NAME ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother’s maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in for your last name) : Krsto CoRed

    Anything to avoid doing what I should be doing.

    Shaun wants the computer. BYE!