Last night in between bingo sessions, my friend and I were coming up with ways to keep ourselves from falling asleep. We played M.A.S.H.

This morning I was telling Shaun, “We played M.A.S.H. during half-time.”
He looked at me weird. “You played M*A*S*H*? like the the tv show?”
“No.” I explained, “Mansion, Apartment, Shack and House”
He didn’t get it.

I tried to explain that is what little girls did around 11 &12 years old (and sometimes when they are 33 years old and really bored). They pick husbands, cars, places to live, number of children and that’s M.A.S.H.
He still didn’t get it.

I guess that’s why I get to wear nail polish, smell good perfume and high heels. I played M.A.S.H when I was a little girl.