Tomorrow is going to be a busy day. I will be getting my nails done. I will be getting a pampering full body rub down by Sven the cabana boy. I will be picking out rings and necklaces to adorn my lovely neck and fingers. I will be eating the finest of food at the finest of restuarants.

You all know me too well. I will be cleaning the bedroom, doing laundry and trying to plaster a smile on my face when I get those ADORABLE presents they make at school (crossing fingers that I don’t get a spray painted shoe)

Anyway, I hope to be spending the day with the girls on a sunny day doing fun stuff like hanging out at the park for a picnic or something. So I am writing this today instead of tomorrow, because if I am a good mommy…I won’t have my ass planted on this chair during ‘mother’s day’.

I wouldn’t be able to be celebrating mother’s day if I wasn’t knocked up by my ex husband. HAHAHAHAHA. I’ve been wanting to use the words ‘knocked up’ for a long time. Say it, it sounds funny. I got knocked up.

I’m sorry, I’m on cup 3 of coffee and it’s hard to focus.

I want to thank some little people for making me who I am.

THANK YOU KARA!

THANK YOU ALYX!

THANK YOU SHEA!

THANK YOU MARINA AND TYLER

THANK YOU SHAUN. YOU MAKE BEING A MOM EASIER!

THANK YOU CAPTAIN…YOU MAKE BEING A MOM REALLY EASY!

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SIDENOTE:
I totally didn’t think about adding my step son my first marriage because even though I have known him since before he was born, because of his mother not liking me, he wasn’t allowed to get close to me. He did help me become the mother that I am and he taught me a lot about being a ‘step mom’.

THANK YOU RYAN

Also. I have Shaun’s two step children that I love and I call them my step-step children.
Jen is a sweet girl who just got her own place is just starting out on her road.
Dennis is fighting in the war in Iraq. That might be boring to some people, but to me…I’m glued to the news channel to make sure the boy is safe.

THANK YOU JEN & DENNIS!