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Shaun here-

OK, its Monday afternoon and Kristine hasn’t blogged since the Stuff Portrait Friday post. Why, you might ask? Here are your options:

(A) Her newfound love of the Amish has demanded she excuse herself from modern conveniences such as digital cameras and the internet.

(B) She’s busy bleaching the cabinets and door jams.

(C) She’s got twelve episodes of Nip/Tuck TiVo’d and needs to watch them before the new season premiere tomorrow night.

I’ll give you a minute. Use scratch paper if needed. Annnnnnnnnd, time’s up.

Yes, she’s on a TiVo bender as you’re reading. No commercials, no breaks. Maybe the kids get picked up, maybe not. Food and bathroom breaks are for the weak. But there’ll definitely be hot chicks getting boob jobs (and more) wealthy, hunky plastic surgeons. Mingle amongst yourselves, it’ll be awhile.