I can’t take it any longer. I have had this stupid song stuck in my head for over a month now.
I went and downloaded and I am going to play it until it’s burned into every crack and wrinkle in my brain.

There is truly NOTHING worse than going to sleep with Andy Gibb serenading me with “I Want To Be Your Everything.”
It’s horrible to walking through the grocery store, singing with full high pitched
“If you give a little more than you’re asking for…you love with the keyyyyy. Darlin’ I (and that’s the word that just echos in my head because it’s so high and exaggerated) I just wanna be your everything…”
After the song was downloaded, I turned it on. IT SOUNDS EXACTLY like what is running through my head at all times of the day. My brain has managed to remember every drum, guitar strum and cheesy disco sounding ‘twang’. I swear it’s just as if the Bee Gee’s are having a concert in my head for just me.

I can’t remember simple math, but I can sing you a Bee Gee’s song word for word…WITH harmony and high pitched Andy Gibb vibes.

I , I just want to be your ev’rything
Open up the heaven in your heart and let me be the things you are to me and not some puppet on a string
Oh , if I stay here without you , darling , I will die
I want you laying in the love I have to bring
I’d do anything to be your ev’rything

I even resorted to listening to Salt an Peppa “Wha’tta Man & Shoop” 48 times yesterday hoping those songs would replace this one.

Just so you know:
Andy Gibb is more powerful than Salt and Peppa.