I joined “Curves for Women” today.  Yep, they had this 30 days for 30 bucks and since I have spent 30 bucks on stupid things like bad wine and leg warmers, I figured since I would pay a 11 year old to make sure I drank water for a month, I can spend my money wisely and try working out.

Guess what? I am the youngest person EVER when I am there.

Guess what? I got my ass beat down by some old women in New Balance shoes and “World Best Great Grandma” t-shirts.  If I am being 100% honest, I think one of those women was wearing the orthopedic shoes….they were brown and shiny.

So I am going to be kicking it REALLY old school for the next month. If I start saying stuff like, ‘nay sayer and geewizards’ you can officially stop reading my blog.