BusyDad.com wrote a post the other day titled, ‘If Jeopardy was written by parents’. I had to laugh, because he nailed it on the head!

Of course, I would kick his ass in the ‘Teenager’ section of Double Jeopardy!

I was watching Family Feud with Alyx (11 years old) and I swear I looked like a friggin’ brainiack! Now I would have all the top answers to those questions if only Parents of Teenagers were polled.

1. Name the top 5 things that will drain your bank account if you have a teenager:
a.) Jamba Juice/Robek.
b.) Senior Graduation costs
c.) Replacing socks that once belonged to the parents
d.) OVERAGES ON TEXT MESSAGING!
e.) therapy for parents!

2. Name the 5 things that will drive a parent to binge drinking:
a.) USING MY TOWELS!

Go ahead, you can buzz in anytime!