I was looking for a neighbor on MySpace because she mentioned that ‘oh, you should add me.’ and instead of doing the simple thing like, oh…asking her last name, email address or her screen name, I decided that spending WAY too much time trying to find someone instead of calling her and just ASKING one of those questions was smarter.

There are some people that are so good at Googling and finding people. Me, not so much. I have my stat tracker that shows your IP address, where you are, what kind of  computer you have, the resolution on your monitor, what kind of browser you have and if you remembered to feed your pets.  I know where you’ve been, where you went and how many times you came back.  If I purchase the super supreme pack, I can find out what you had for lunch.

I successfully found my neighbor on MySpace and after chatting, I realized that my 2 old friends PROBABLY have MySpace by now, so I decided to search for them, except for the life of me, I can’t remember how old they are, where they live or what one of their last names is.  Now these two guys I spent nearly every day with them for months on end. In fact, I know one of their PINS on their ATM cards! How in the heck can I totally space their last names?  I keep saying my friend’s name over and over, and it’s RIGHT there and I am going to feel like a moron when It finally hits me, but right now; I am an idiot.

So when I can’t remember their last names, I begin going over all the old friends I have had and guess what? NOTHING. Unless I went to school with you,  your last name is lost in my head somewhere.  Damn, that pisses me off. How can I stalk if I can’t remember CRITICAL DETAILS?

I blame this on the Algebra I was forced to learn in college!