I just figured out why parents hate it when people curse in public when little kids are present.

“God, it’s Fuuuuuh (quickly correcting my language in front of Jeremiah) Fuuuhh-reaking HOT ouside!”
“It’s Fuckreaking hot out here!”
“No, it’s just hot, Jeremiah.”
“No, it’s fuckreaking hot out here.”

20 minutes later:
Kara gets into the van after summer school.
“Whooo…man.” She says as she falls into the backseat.
“It’s fuckreaking HOT out there, Kiki”