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“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I’ll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.” -Rumi

“When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you’re not here, I can’t go to sleep. Praise God for those two insomnias! And the difference between them.” -Rumi

We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people. — “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” April 16, 1963

Respect your haters. They are the ones who think you are better than them. -Unknown

You don’t understand, no-one does. When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children; in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you’re expected move again only you don’t remember what moves you because no-one has asked in so long. Not even yourself. You never in your life think that love like this can happen to you. -Francesca, Bridges of Madison County

“Motherfuckin’ tittysuckin’ two-balled bitch!” -Agent Zoil – Paul

randomandodd

I'm a lot of things, but mostly I'm just Random and Odd.

He might find it humorous….

4 October, 2008 /

After talking to a Random and Odd reader tonight, I realized that it’s not just my phone that was lost, but all the numbers that are important to me. Yes, it takes me 2 weeks to realize this.

Some of you were in my phone, but not as your normal name, because what part of my friends and life is normal? There is also numbers from people from my past, going all the way to birth (hi mom! hi sis!) that are lost.
Alright, so imagine being a punk ass kid going through my phone numbers:

Recovering Straight Girl.
Hooker Ass Bitch.
Bic
Sisserween
The Fonz
Dumb Ass
Dumb Ass 2
Too Tall
Z-diggity
Roo
Bear
Cat
BayliehBunz
Goose
Girl Goose
Don’t Answer
Wrong Number
YOU OWE THEM MONEY!
Utah
Bridezilla
MonkeyGirl

and so many other various numbers that I am going to grab my new phone (when I get one) and go to call them and go, “Oh yeah, some mutherfucker stole them!”

I think mutherfucker was one of the numbers in there too.

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