I'm a lot of things, but mostly I'm just Random and Odd.

  • SPF :) Welcome back!

    SPF: Your Spatula…that flat thing you use to flip grilled cheese sammiches.

    I decided to try that whole balance the shit on your dogs head. Guess what? Heather might actually be a dog whisperer because my dogs, did not like it so much.

    Now, I balanced shit on my dogs head, you can leave me a comment to get me to your site. Naked pictures of George Clooney might work.

    Alright, did you play?