I'm a lot of things, but mostly I'm just Random and Odd.

  • I WISH!!

    I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish.

    Example:
    randomandodd: I wish I could get it together.
    you: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it’s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere.  I wish I had a million dollars.
    someoneelse: GRANTED! but you have to give that million to your ex-wife. i wish…

    and so starts the cycle.

    SO let’s start with me.

    I wish I could just write the damn letter and get it over with!